Yo Daddy Jokes
YYo Daddy so ugly that Sonic runs fast because of him!
Yo Daddy so stupid, he ordered a cheeseburger without cheese!
Yo Daddy so stupid, he locked himself in the bathroom and peed himself!
Yo Daddy so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Yo Daddy so stupid he got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo Daddy so fat he went to court and the judge said, "Order in the court" and he said, "Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!"
Yo Daddy so old I slapped him on the back and his nuts fell off!
Yo Daddy so stupid he put two quarters in his ear and thought he was listening to the rapper 50 cent!
Yo Daddy so fat that when we went in line for the Arizona Diamondbacks, I told him, "We have to wait one hour." But when we went in line, we were already to the front.
Yo Daddy so stupid, when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing!
Yo Daddy so black he gets lost in the dark.
Yo Daddy so ugly, when he uploaded his picture to Facebook, he broke it!
Yo Daddy's dick so small,if yo Mama was an ant, she still couldn't play with it!
Yo Daddy so short he made Kevin Hart look tall!
Yo Daddy so ugly he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family.
Yo Daddy so short that when he smokes weed, he can't get high!
Yo Daddy so fat that when he sat down on the couch next to yo Mama, no-one ever saw it or yo Mama again!
Yo Daddy so ugly, the goldfish crackers don't smile back!
Yo Daddy so poor he found five cent on the ground and said, "Ooh, it's my pay check!"
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